Here’s an idea for a great movie that’s sure to be a hit! We’ll pair Sean Connery, fresh off his first Bond movie mega-hit "Dr. No," with Italian heartthrob Gina Lollobrigida! They both have a break coming up in their schedules so we’ll concoct a script where we sail aimlessly around the coast of Spain and film them getting sexy. We gotta get on this! Gina’s pushing 40 for Pete's sake! Let's see, there has to be some sort of hook. Hmm ... I know! We’ll get old Ralph Richardson to play a rich, wheel-chair bound bastard and Gina can ... can ... marry him! ... and screw Sean on the side! Illicit love! Perfect! And then Gina and Sean will plot to murder her husband and take all his money. Now, we just need an unbelievable ending.